Jokes for gay men
Life's too short to be serious! Dive into our selection of LGBTQ jokes that are as diverse as they are delightful. Whether you’re a part of the LGBTQ+ community or just love great comedy, these 40 Funny Jokes About Gays are sure to give you a good laugh. In this collection, you’ll find everything from funny gay jokes and gay dad jokes to those classic “You know how I know you’re gay?” moments.
See TOP 10 gay jokes from collection of jokes rated by visitors. The funniest gay jokes only!. No matter your identity, a good laugh is universal—and these gay jokes prove that joy, love, and pride make the best punchlines. Pick your favorites, share them with your crew, and keep spreading light-hearted humor that celebrates who you are.
Whether you’re marching at Pride, rocking a witty tee, or just sharing laughs with friends, these gay puns and LGBTQ+ jokes are all about joy, resilience, and unity. These jokes are NOT meant to encourage bigotry. Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction! Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up. A: Because at 69 they blow a rod. Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A Jolly Rancher! Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay? A: Because they can only mandate. Q: Why are gays happy that they have nutsacks A: Because they use them as mudflaps. Q: How do you fit three homosexuals on one barstool? A: Turn it upside-down! Q: How can you catch a gay squirrel? A: Climb a tree and pretend to be an almond botanically speaking, almonds are fruits.
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Q: What do gay kids get for Christmas? A: Erection Sets.
Q: What do you call a homosexual dentist? A: Tooth fairy Q: Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course? A: He was playing with too many strokes. Q: What's the difference between a refridgerator and a homo? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out! Q: What do the rabbis do with foreskin after a circumsicion? A: Give it to the gays for chewing gum! Q: What comes after 69? A: mouthwash.
Q: What did one gay sperm say to another? A: "How do we find an egg in all of this shit? A: A Gayborhood. Q: What do you call an annoying gay man? A: A pain in the arse. Hear about the new gay sitcom? A: Uranus Q: What do you call a gay boxer?